stoptheskyfromfapping:

kingbritish:

i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.


high-blogging:

fucking ellen

(via hellwasnotforme)


(via suggaaa)


that-kid-from-london:

One of these is not like the others
You can’t see his teeth in the second one

that-kid-from-london:

One of these is not like the others

You can’t see his teeth in the second one

(via dimpled-faces)


keep-it-swavey:

I wish but not in this little ass town

keep-it-swavey:

I wish but not in this little ass town

(via yobarbie-thatshitcray)


disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

(via keepingupwithlorddisick)


(via dylinquent)


celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

(via keepingupwithlorddisick)


yiffanyy:

i dont like camping but lets go and do this

yiffanyy:

i dont like camping but lets go and do this

(via keepingupwithlorddisick)


clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

(via keepingupwithlorddisick)